Tuesday, 6 December 2011

The HE she

I did note a post the other month when someone posted an add ‘Saying the add below was actually a guy’
Right I know this is a topic that I am sure we will return to again and again, but I don't get why guys pretend to be girls on Craigslist or any other NSA site. I don't think it is a gay or bi curious thing, or surely that would make life easier for all? Your thoughts please?
Over the years I have had many conversations over email with people who forget what they have said as a description from one day to another, they also seem to get confused or change the subject very quickly when mobile phones/ web chat are mentioned. 
Now I can understand we all want some privacy, but if you want to meet someone for some NSA fun then you certainly do have to reveal yourself at some point….  So when I get the excuses I always wonder if she is actually a HE, maybe some student in his room having a wank, but sadly I fear it is a middle aged man locked in a suburban room somewhere, furiously banging one out living his life as she for a moment or two and wishing she was real.
Does anyone else get these feelings, or do you not care and just enjoy the chat?

I will put a baby in you(really WTF)

I had a wee giggle to myself when I saw this add, does he really expect to get a reply from a sane human being.  If he does I am very interested to find out who the replier would be.
I think over the years I have seen many adds with woman posting, asking to get preggers, as a rule I normally stay away from these add as nothing good can come of having unprotected sex.  not that i am against having unprotected sex, i will if the sitution arises and they can provide a clean bill of health.
If anyone has any experience of these adds I would love to hear from you.
And if the guy who wrote the add gets any replies, get in touch and let me know how you got on.

Monday, 5 December 2011

Skint & Experienced

The Add.

http://aberdeen.craigslist.co.uk/cas/2736585683.html

There seems to be a lot more adds with girls looking to fuck for cash, I am not adverse to this but if I wanted an escort then I would look in adultwork.

Anybody have any views on this? has anyone met this young lady, I am half thinking about emailing her for her pricelist, I think I saw her add the last time.

Now I have met another student who does advertise for fun, and she genuinely wants some fun, but on the other hand she also wants some small monitory donations, which I am ok with.

I am sure many of you will know the young lady(asked to remove her name) in question as she quite often advertises, I have fucked her and had my cock sucked by her, and will probably go back if she advertises again or contacts me by email

The peterhead lass

This one goes back many moons, probably within my first year of actively looking for NSA partners
I can’t remember if I posted an add on gumtree or she posted an add, but anyway I was speaking to a peterhead  lass on msn after initially emailing her on  gumtree, we were chatting for a few nights running, she seemed genuine enough, pic was ok, and she was keen to meet.
So I had a Thursday afternoon of work for some reason at the time, so I arranged for her to come through then, it was also convenient to her.
Going by her picture(s), and what she told me, she was 22, blonde hair, a little bit plump, she wasn’t stunning, but certainly not an ugly fish…
So she was coming through to Aberdeen, I had arranged that I would pick her up from train station, so I told her what car I had at the time, she had been given a pic of me, so knew what to look for.
So the time arrived and her she appear, a lot plumper than the pic, and certainly a few years older, but she did have blonde hair, not she was a bit tinky dressed, but hey ho, can’t have it all..
So she got into my car, we introduced ourselves, fuck sake I couldn’t understand a word she was saying, now I have lived in Aberdeen all my live so I am quite broad, but her. Never heard the like before from peterhead.
Anyway, back to mine we go, we arrive,. She takes a seat on the couch, I sit beside her, we try and chat, but the language barrier is horrendous, I suggest we go through to the bedroom, she follows behind , I take of my jeans and lay on the bed, she lays down beside me, we start by having a kiss, I start having a feel around, she has on about 20 layers of clothes, its making it very difficult, so I ask her to take of some of the tops….
And that’s when It hit me, the stench, I about gagged on the smell of B O, it was ever so disgusting, man what was I to do, I mean she was rife, never smelled B O this bad in my life.
I said what about a bj, no problem, off she went, she sucking and im gagging on the smell, thinking to myself wtf am I to do, no fucking way am I shagging this fat stinky pig…yuk
So I make up and excuse and say to her oh, that’s my phone (while she still sucking my cock), be back in a minute or so,  I get up and go through the house, what do I do I was thinking, so I then decided to fake a call, just loud enough and pretend it was my work, issue in work, so I had to go straight in.
So I ask her to get dressed, I drop her off in town, not much said funny enough….
go home, strip the bed and put in wash, and go have a shower, I did feel bad for what I did to her(like for a second, I am a bastard, lol), but I couldn’t stand one second longer, it cost nothing to wash, even use deodorant.  I sent her a message saying what I did, and why I did it.
Funny enough I never heard from her again…
A few years back I met another peterhead lass,  she was great the first time, but second time, she had a bit of an odour when I was shagging her, wasn’t there when first started to fuck, but after a few pumps there was a hell of a smell wafting, lol, but that’s another story, lol

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Advertising my Blog on Craiglist

So I thought I would advertise my blog on craigslist’s today as I would be targeting the right individuals there, and hopefully generate some readers….

Within minutes of posting and confirming the add, I get two responses saying there interested!!!! WTF…..

Intersted in what? reading my blog i hope, but probally not so..

Clearly the spammers don’t read the adds, as I wasn’t even looking for a shag, well not yet…..maybe post that add later....

So if we have any readers yet, please leave a comment :), let me know your there....


The poker me add

The Add :  http://aberdeen.craigslist.co.uk/cas/2710920280.html

I spotted this add a couple of weeks back, and when I seen the pictures I knew straight away that she was fake, but my curiously go the better of me and I responded.
So I sent off a response saying ‘Hey, I love to play poker, casual sex and threesomes, my three fav pastimes….
Now I was expecting an auto response back but nothing, then an hour or so later I got a response from a girl called Louise Scarlett saying add me on facebook…
So it just so happens I have a spare facebook account just for times like this so I added her, hear are bits from our conversation(below)
Anyway she wanted me to sign up to a poker site using her link, complete fake, when I wouldn’t do it, she blocked me, hahahaha
I wonder if there are people actually fall for this, any guys out there???



AberdeenShagger
hi, i replied to your craiglist add, you asked me to add you, are you in Aberdeen then?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Yeah are you?
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
yes i am, so did you meet anyone then? or you still looking?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Nope just got stood up :(
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
you got stood up today? lol, so you not looking to meet again then?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Not with that guy I'm not
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
obviously, so what about an older guy then? me, lol
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
How much older?
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
i am 40

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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Yeah
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
So im free tommorow or wednesday pm, wanna come round mine for a game of poker then?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Can you not come here, I don't like to travel :/
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
where is here?
and i would of picked you up, lol
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21 November
Louise ScarlettI live near the centre
And it's not so much travelling I don't like
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
yes i can come to you, so where about in the centre are you?

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21 NovemberLouise Scarlett
Yeah I'm real
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21 NovemberAberdeenShagger
cool, so you interested then?
you still there, youve went all quiet? you busy doing something?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Sorry I was playing poker.
It is intense
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21 NovemberAberdeenShagger
yes, poker is intense, lol, i love it though :)
what site you play on?
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21 November
Louise Scarlettjackpot king :P
I love their video poker :P
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
So you want to hook up then? are you interested?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Maybe :P
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21 NovemberAberdeenShagger
lol, just a maybe , awwwwwww, why maybe how can i help you decide with a yes? lol
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Tell me more about yourself?
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21 NovemberAberdeenShagger
so i say some stuff here, deleted by me, lol
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21 November
Louise ScarlettOoo
nice :P.
I do like an older man I feel more naughty.
You play poker online? :P
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21 NovemberAberdeenShagger
Yes, I play online, mostly weekends as its tournaments I enter, so you slightly interested then?
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Yeah very interested. You got a webcam? :P
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
no web cam, at work just now, sorry :(
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21 November
Louise ScarlettYou got one at home?
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
on my old laptop, but not used for ages, is it pics you want to see?
i can send you one or two
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21 November
Louise ScarlettOooo
thank you :P
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21 November
AberdeenShagger
so youre for hooking up tommorow night then? game of poker, then see what happens after :)
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21 November
Louise Scarlett
Hmm I think I'm busy tomorrow :(


so you get the idea...lol waste of time...

So how did I get into the world of NSA?

It all started when I separated from my ex wife, I was doing the usual, going into town, and occasionally meeting a woman who I would take home and have some fun with.  My success rates wasn’t that good, as meeting woman was hard, is hard, so I turned to the world of internet dating.
There wasn’t much options for decent sites at the time, I ended up signing up to quite a few, one I seemed to have more luck with was GirlsDateforfree, (guys pay to chat, so lots of ladies).  Pretty much straight away when I signed up to this site I was messaging and chatting to lots of ladys, a few weeks of being a member I got a message from a lass up in Banff, simply asking ‘Do you fancy a spot of fun’, so I was intrigued at the time, what did she mean by fun!!, so I replied with ‘would love some fun, fun being what I am all about’..
A week went buy with no response back from her, then one Saturday evening after coming home from pub, I logged into GDF and pretty much got a chat request from the Banff lady, so I accepted the request,  Pretty much straight away she was upfront and said, look I am married, and looking for some discrete adult company, soe No strings attached sex.....  So we chatted for a bit, obviously I was keen to help her out(as most males on the planet would be), so we swapped mobile numbers and said we would we be in touch about arranging a meeting.
Next day I am at my mum’s having my Sunday lunch, I get a txt from her saying I am free at 7pm tonight if you want to meet, so yes, I want to meet, so she tells me where to go, some school in Banff, I had to meet her in the car park, she told me what type of car she will be in, so off I head on the 60 mile journey to Banff, nice dirty thoughts all the way, wondering what would happen, where would we go…
So I arrive in Banff, head to the meeting point and wait, I was there 5 mins early, so the time arrives and no one is there, 5 mins go past still no one, hmm, was it all a wind up….then I see a white car coming into the car park, this is her, then I notice there are two people in the car, what the fuck!!!! So car pulls up, I am a bit worried, I look at the car, there are two woman!!!, one jumps out the passenger side comes to my passenger side and jumps in, she said hi, I am supposed to be with my mate, she will wait here for me coming back(excuse for her hubby).
So I say ok, she tells me where to drive to, as were driving I am thinking well she not quite like the pic, a bit older and bigger, but what the heck I was going to get a fuck, so was I caring, no….
So we stop in this secluded point, by this point she had told me her whole life story, her husband hadn’t paid her attention for year’s yara yara yara….
So know the awkward silence had started, I wasn’t sure what to do, should I lean over and hive her a kiss, what to do?? So I asked her, do you want to go into the back seat of the car, yes, she said, so we jumped into the back, pretty much straight away she thrust her hand out and grabbed my cock, it was rock solid, she then undid my button, I said would it be easier if I took them off, she nodded, I slid off my jeans and boxers and before I knew it she had her mouth around my cock, licking and sucking, I was so excited, that I only lasted about a minute, and she swallowed al the cum down.mmmmmm

She asked if I enjoyed, yes I said eagerly……your turn she said……
So start running my hand up her long skirt and touch the inner of her thigh, I go a bit higher and discover she is wearing no knockers, hmmm, easy access I am thinking, so I start playing with her clit, and get her to lay back, I then go down on her, by now I am out of car and she is lay on back seat, I am licking away at her clit and at same time using to fingers to go in and out, she seems to be enjoying, lots of moans and groans going on, mmmmm, so we are at this for about 15 mins, she then says she want me inside her, by now she is now out of the car and bent over, I go behind her and ease my cock in, she lets out a little moan, I then start a steady pace, I can feel her hand in-between her thighs tickling my balls as I thrust my cock deep inside her, this goes on for 5-10 mins then she let rip with a very load moan of pleasure, jackpot, ive scored, job done…… so I ease my cock out of her, she the turns around, sits in back seat of car and takes me in her mouth again, within minutes I am then Cuming again….wow, two cums, I am ecstatic…..so both of us were now content so time to drop her off..
On the way back to Aberdeen I had a huge smile, I simply loved it, the thrill of will she turn up, the thrill of is she who she says she is, and then the bj and sex out in the middle of know where, well it all worked for me…  so needless to say I met her a few more times after that, the sessions only got better…, but that’s another story, lol
So that was my first meet.